toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/
When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

(Source: urbanendling, via holmes-sweet-holmes)

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

(via ddauntl3ss)

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via scentedrosepetals)

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I shiver, thinking how easy it is to be totally wrong about people, to see one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole. (via soondiss)

(Source: psych-facts, via when-you-were-mine)

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th3newage:

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

They completely avoid Australia like it’s plagued.

(via inthehistoryofever)

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Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay. Anonymous (via haertstone)

(Source: johnyr, via perpends)

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via pizza)

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A thousand moments that I had just taken for granted ― mostly because I had assumed that there would be a thousand more.  Morgan Matson, Second Chance Summer  (via sadfag)

(Source: larmoyante, via trapped-inmymindd)

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